Location, Location, Location!
Choosing prime real estate has many benefits, including but not limit to visitation. You won’t be moving, so planting yourself in a nice neighborhood makes sense.
Consider hidden maintenance and grounds keeping fees, be sure the property you select has amenities close by (otherwise no visitors).
Avoid ‘back lot‘ locations where it’s a hike to see you (gets old). If you’ve bought a plot of land, you know the rules. If you never owned property, now you’re finally a land owner!
Coming to this screen just as soon as we can re-type it from the original book (with some fun additions).
READERS ARE STRONGLY URGED NOT TO TRY ANY OF THE TECHNIQUES PRESENTED HEREIN. THEY CAN RESULT IN DEATH, OR WORSE YET, SEVERE BODILY INJURY.