 Techniques
Ratings Guide (Explained)
Remember - all techniques are rated, and dangerous (mucho
peligroso):
If you
skimmed - and we've told you not to until we ourselves were blue in the face
- go back now and read about
Ratings - or click the graphic above.
You're perhaps confused, distraught,
maybe a bit anxious, probably asking
"which method is best for me, my goals, my objectives?" or "why
the hell does this have to be so darn complicated too?" Read on.
Other FAQs (before you rush to Techniques):
- what about my tastes and preferences?
- can I see a Features/Benefits comparison?
- what about the costs? Am I covered?
- will I be covered?
- will it be possible to cover me?
- who cleans up?
- is there any guarantee?
- will I need any permits?
Chin up! We have all the answers - in Advanced
Techniques!
Our assortment is custom-tailored to make
your upcoming demise a piece of cake and, in some cases, a spectacular event
for onlookers as well.
Remember - all techniques are rated dangerous (mucho peligroso en
Espagnol)
regardless of media coverage and spectator value:
28a. Techniques
Ratings Guide
28b. Taking the Train
28c. It's Auto-matic!
28d. Cooking with Gas
28e. Speed Kills
28f. Lightning (powerful stuff)
29.
Quickies For The Poor
29a. Jay Walking
29b. For the Mountain Bike Enthusiast
29c. Freeway Skateboarding
29d. No car but have a
motorcycle?
29e. Razor Blades (with practice blade)
29f. Sportsman's Special
29g. Cooking for Pacemaker Patients
29h. Dry Land Cliff Diving
29i. Jumping for Joy (and others)
29j. Going with the Wind
WARNING:
READERS ARE STRONGLY URGED NOT TO TRY ANY OF THE TECHNIQUES PRESENTED
HEREIN. THEY CAN RESULT IN DEATH, OR WORSE YET, SEVERE BODILY INJURY.
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