do you go when you go?
Before you take off, it's a good idea
to think about where you may end up.
Christians believe that you go to Heaven or Hell (Heaven may be ruled out),
Buddhists believe you are reincarnated (possible bummer), atheists believe
you simply cease to exist (slightly more promising), and a whacko friend
believes you go to a 24-hour night club where underwear is banned
Whatever the case, you're now probably thinking to yourself, "Hey wait
a minute, what if where I'm going is worse than where I am right now?"
That's the dilemma, it's pretty much a crap shoot, and certainly something
So pop your head out of the oven, take the dry cleaning bag off your head,
loosen the noose, put down the shotgun, quit inhaling the carbon monoxide,
stop drinking the cleaning fluid and downing the sleeping pills - or
whatever else you're doing - and take a breather to review a few of the possibilities:
Read about Hell (and what to