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 Razor
Blades (with 'print and clip' practice blade).
The old razor blade technique
guarantees a bloody mess, little or no Spectator Value or Media Coverage,
and the great possibility that no one will have any respect for you (meaning
even less than they may have right now).
Worse yet, most razor blades are sharp and
they really hurt.
If you have absolutely no imagination
(perhaps why you are reading this book to begin with), go ahead and print
out this practice blade, give it a try (on arms, legs, face, torso or
privates), and get this technique out of your system.
Never use a real razor blade (sharp or dull), or any of the possible
alternatives including a steak knife, food processor, sharpened pencil, meat
cleaver, lawn mower, garbage disposal, chain saw, band saw, circular saw, or
table saw. And yes, that includes not sticking your hand (or other parts)
into any running car or truck engine.
Also, be aware that a rusty blade can
cause even greater problems.
Skip the blade, and take a look at The
Sportsman's Special.
WARNING:
READERS ARE STRONGLY URGED NOT TO TRY ANY OF THE TECHNIQUES PRESENTED
HEREIN. THEY CAN RESULT IN DEATH, OR WORSE YET, SEVERE BODILY INJURY.
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